Monday, January 23, 2012

Broken Day

Broken day
broken ways
broken people
broken broken broken
But they come anyway
Paradise is a parking lot the meets the sea
Here I stand wishing I could see beyond the concrete behind me.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Family Dollar

Recently two Family Dollar stores opened near my house. I live in a nice middle class hood, why the hell do we need two Family Dollar's. We could use a few good reastaurants, it seems if you don't serve early bird or have hot wings forget about opening. This is why Florida sucks we must have ten dollar stores in a tem mile radius, how about some culture, some local business. Here is me begging someone in Oregon, UT, Washington please love my resume and throw lots of money at me so I can move out of this dollar store hell. Florida sucks!!!

Thursday, January 12, 2012

At the Grocery Store

Was at the grocery store yesterday and got in line behind this fat peice of garbage buying her twinkies and cigs, hooch, and other crap. She had the cashier price check everything and complained how stuff use to be cheaper and then wrote the price down in a notebook. All while sucking down air from her oxygen machine. It's called inflation lady it happens, and you can't blame politicians, blame the federal reserve. Anyway after being stuck in line for ten minutes she gets her total and pulls out a check book to pay. Who the hell pays for groceries with a check anymore!!!! I think the fat cow was retarted because it took her forever to write out that check. The cashier had to run the grease thing through the register four times before it was accepted. Even people on foodstamps ebt have and use a card. Yeah Florida sucks send these fat cows to the mid west to graze....

Wednesday, January 11, 2012


The heat kills you 9 months out of the year and the three months that it is nice is filled with old tourist from Canada. I have seen enough old Canadians in swimsuits they didn't belong in to make a claim of abuse to the eyes. It is January 11th and I have bug bites on my legs from walking around the block, I hate bugs they love me. Unemployment, crappy roads, crappy drivers. Why can't we have justified road rage, it would keep by guilt to a minimium.

The list goes on and on and will contiune on into the future.


Yes, I said it. Living in Florida sucks!!!